We've tallied up the scores, and chosen our favorite captions in the "Not So Smart" Irrigation Photo Caption Contest. Check them out:
Bryant Traylor: New meaning of MPR - "Mixed Precipitation Rate".
Jeff Miller: “Two heads are not always better than one.” –Proverb on Matched Precipitation Rates
Scotty P.: The long and the short of it is YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!
Mark Lyle: Listen you little punk, this is my turf, you go spray somewhere else!
Scott Thompson: Papa (rotor) showing Jr. (spray) what it will be like when he gets older.
Randy: “...and you can even have a community vegetable garden.”
Mark: 'cuz digging is too mainstream.
Richard Hall: "We like to put everything in one place, just in case...?"
Chris Lanier: You might be a bad irrigation installer if: You put anything in that resembles this.
John Buchholz: Army irrigation: Left, right, left, right.
Brandon Lengtat: "Ya, I think they're gonna eventually build a shed right here so toss a flag up in the air and see which side of the sidewalk we'll put the controller."
Matt Torres: Naa don't worry about it. I made sure to lock it.
Janice Carnley: I said I wanted a low maintenance landscape...wasn't expecting this!
Miguel G.: St. Asphalteus, easily the most low-maintenance ground-cover variety on the market, requires very little water to keep its sheen - one spray head will suffice.
Matt Torres: I don't want my little babies to get too cold.
Raul: "Valve boxes?.....VALVE BOXES?!....WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BOXES!!!"
Jeff Miller: Finally, a sprinkler system you mow under and not over!
And the winners are....
- First place goes to Matt Torres! Matt will receive a $50 Visa gift card.
- Second place goes to Jeff Miller! Jeff will receive a $25 Visa gift card.
All the other contestants with captions listed here will also receive our "honorable mention" prize, a $10 Visa gift card, if eligible. Please contact us to claim your prize, if you do not receive an email from us today.
